the 7 men i fell in love with and now my standards are too high
(Also the men whose oxygen could be sold for $4 Million and people would actually buy it)
Suga: Real name Yoongi. Also known as Agust D. Basically a cat
Jin: Real name Seokjin. Makes too many le-jin-dary dad jokes
RM: Real name Namjoon. Leader. Goes to pick up his kids with his tricycle
Jhope: Real name Hoseok. A giant ball of sunshine. You can't hate him. Probably the cure for depression and cancer
V: Real name taehyung. Good boi. Handsome asf.
Jimin: Real name is also Jimin. Giant Flirt. Short
Jungkook: Real name is also Jungkook. Golden Maknae. Isn't bad at anything. Muscle bunny.
(Also the men whose oxygen could be sold for $4 Million and people would actually buy it)
Suga: Real name Yoongi. Also known as Agust D. Basically a cat
Jin: Real name Seokjin. Makes too many le-jin-dary dad jokes
RM: Real name Namjoon. Leader. Goes to pick up his kids with his tricycle
Jhope: Real name Hoseok. A giant ball of sunshine. You can't hate him. Probably the cure for depression and cancer
V: Real name taehyung. Good boi. Handsome asf.
Jimin: Real name is also Jimin. Giant Flirt. Short
Jungkook: Real name is also Jungkook. Golden Maknae. Isn't bad at anything. Muscle bunny.
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by yourlocalshortfriend March 6, 2022
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by rachel20 August 11, 2021
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by future tony stark August 15, 2021
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