Bottle

When teams have a good lead for example 2-0 but lose 3-2 in the end.

Martin: Did you watch Tottenham against Dinamo Zagreb?
Allan: No, what happend?
Martin: Tottenham had a 2-0 lead but Orsic scored 3 goals for zagreb and Tottenham bottled the lead
Allan: Oh ffs!

by CroatianLord March 21, 2021

Bottle Bitch

When Jason Belmonte annoys Sean Rash, by crinkling a water bottle. Despite the distraction Rash scores a strike, and torments Belmonte by calling him a Bottle Bitch

Belmonte: *Crinkles Water Bottle*
Rash: *Scores Strike*
Rash: "Take that bottle Bitch"

by bowling_king69 April 8, 2021

Water bottle

Enslaved moisture

I drank some enslaved moisture out of that water bottle

by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021

Bottle racing

3 or more people all fuck the shit out of a bottle until they cum. Whoever cums last must butt chug all the semen.

Dave is missing school today after getting his ass kicked in bottle racing.

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Bottle Tossing

When your dick is hard and you're lying down on the ground and your girl is naked and has to jump onto your dick trying to land on it without breaking it

Guy 1: Aw fuck man I broke my dick.
Guy 2: wtf how?
Guy 1: I was bottle tossing with my girl

by JENGAJUICE0951 July 14, 2022

Chocolate and Mayo Bottle

Drink Chocolate and mayo bottle now to have good drawings and…A FREE PACKAGED EMORY

Cody drinks chocolate and mayo bottle while going Hiking

by C O S M O July 25, 2022

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022