Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".

Martin is such a jolly wanker.

by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025

Anchor Wanker

A term used to define a sea cadet in UK

Air cadet: "look at that anchor wanker!"
Army cadet: "how could you want to be one of those?"

by Shing9778 June 11, 2024

full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.

Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

Wanker

One of the go-to phrases of Billy Butcher from The Boys. It is used mostly when shit happens or Butcher wants to curse someone. In the third episode of the TV series, Butcher sends a gift to his bastard son Ryan, the word "Wanker" transformed from a vulgar curse into a secret only known between the father and son.

"Don't be a Wanker." Illegible handwriting
"Wanker!" Butcher to his imaginary self (The persona is a friend from the mission but Butcher left him to die in a shit hole)

by Arthur.zhang July 19, 2024

Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.

He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.

by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025

Wanker

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022

wanker

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads

Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!

by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022