Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years

1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?

by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019

SummeR

A guy on twitter with many memes and jokes
will post about Steven Universe , Fortnite and Minecraft 24/7

Person 1: Yoo bro did you hear about that guy on the internet?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: SummeR.

Person 2: Yes, I did. I hate twitter so i dont see any of his posts except for his discord
Person 1: bruh

by SummeR4Knuckles October 11, 2019

Fat Boy Summer

Adjective

A fat boy/guy having a reckless summer doing what ever the fuck he wants.

Boiiiii he be having a fat boy summer with that thong on

by Gunttehr August 16, 2019

Summer

My ex girlfriend

That summer girls a bitch, she moved on right after the breakup

by MattMurdockzeeo May 29, 2018

summer pussy

A sloppy girl that gets fucked a lot

That bitch has a summer pussy. Very loose

by Wrzkace May 30, 2018

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Ann Summers

The mother of your wife's South Asian ex-bang, who instigated your son's penis exemption from being a gentile, and lingers in the the background of you.

I still have my Ann Summers. Shish.

by Fievel Vertowitz June 3, 2018