mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

75 same color t-shirt

Name code for the best deal on a lb of cocain.

-Wassup dawg!
-Wassup ma nigga!
-75 same color t-shirt .
-For sure dawg.

by bathsaltonmyfries March 3, 2017

shirt leapord

When you ejaculate on a women's blouse resembling a leapord

I gave her a shirt leapord

by Hollywodguy August 9, 2016

t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"

Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.

by KingDiugh July 16, 2016

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

beef shirt

When multiple men lay their penises across a woman's, or homosexual man's chest or stomach during ejaculation.

We brought her back to the dorm and she let like five of us give her a beef shirt.

by Facilier June 18, 2016

chambray shirt

A button up denim shirt that is quintessential in any basic bitch's wardrobe

That chambray shirt looks great w your MK bag

by Baz June 12, 2016