Skip to main content

Stalagmite Licker

An annoying little degenerate that drinks mineral water.
"Man I love mineral water."
"Shut the fuck up you stupid stalagmite licker."
by Stalagmite Licker August 4, 2023
mugGet the Stalagmite Licker mug.

Cat Licker

Person #1: Ok we have to be careful my parents are in the other room!
Person #2: Uhh ok. Did you hear about Tony? He’s a huge Cat Licker!
by Kacchan_420_277 January 1, 2020
mugGet the Cat Licker mug.

Whisk licker

by Liam maddison January 24, 2020
mugGet the Whisk licker mug.

Shit licker

If you are a "shit licker", then you are a nobody at life and always no matter what never learn from your past mistakes.
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Definitely not a shit licker"
by Dathoe225 March 26, 2020
mugGet the Shit licker mug.

Foot Licker

Someone who is being a real booty.
by That one autistic Guy February 13, 2020
mugGet the Foot Licker mug.

mask licker

A whiny snoty nose brat that has never tried anything in their life, high unlikely they every played sports or ever had contact with real men. They let hairy women walk all over them and prefer a good pegging from behind. They prefer jobs such as washing dishes at a restaurant and that's IF they actually work and don't live off of their parents. They spend their free time either playing video games, calling people on the internet racists, sniffing their own farts, and if they ever leave the house they are probably in the woods with a few other mask lickers enjoying a nice session of larping.

They like to make fun of people who work hard, who own nice things, and people who have lives.

Their favorite saying is to call anyone who doesn't take a pegging a boot licker

Oh yeah, they are deathly afraid of the coronavirus
Look at the goofy group of people over there larping all wearing masks. Bunch of Mask lickers.
by D-Matti June 11, 2020
mugGet the mask licker mug.

suit licker

"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"

"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."
by The dinglebop July 24, 2020
mugGet the suit licker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email