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Billy Jean

A sexual act during the cowgirl position where the man secretly attaches a c4 onto their partner without them noticing. Then they proceed to call them an uber and watch the car explode from their window.
Mark: Yo what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Jack: She was hella toxic so I had to give her the Billy Jean!
Mark: That’s gnarly bro
by MJKing January 17, 2023
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cheese my jeans

An expression for when someone cums in there pants
"looking at this person makes me want to cheese my jeans"
by Jigglemaster420 February 6, 2023
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Skinny jeans

Let’s be real, they are the best jeans. They’re comfortable, stylish, and make your ass look amazing. The only issue is that sad divorced men in their 30s tend to wear them.
Ramones wore skinny jeans because they were cool (the pants AND the band)
by RyGuyHill February 13, 2023
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Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
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Jeans Sardine

A woman’s vagina that is on the stink
She loves to munch on the jeans sardine
by Penfold mole November 5, 2023
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Jeans Sardine

A vagina that is smelly
She is partial to the jeans sardine
by Penfold mole November 5, 2023
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Jean-baptiste

Jean-baptiste is a male name, largely used in France. Jean-baptiste is a sweet caring loyal man with a funny personality, he is the joker of the friends group. He can be poetic and very romantic just like the city of love Paris. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jean-baptiste in their life.
You’re very loyal just like a Jean-baptiste character
by Manumuse November 7, 2023
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