drop it like a couch

Let it go. Don't worry. Get over it.

No more, " drop it like a couch"

by Cuz she said March 3, 2021

Couch Pickle

A half eaten pickle found in a couch.

I found a couch pickle it is a little dry, but still pretty good.

by Jesse1432 March 4, 2021

Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls

Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite

by The world is symbolically burn March 8, 2021

Couch Sergeant

A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.

I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024