multiple conversation disorder

Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.

Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:

You suck.

Your favorite color is blue right?

Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:

by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011

Acute Penial Disorder

The disorder of a small penis.

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.

by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011

language auditory processing disorder

45 second rule.

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"

by littlejellies September 22, 2011

Auzz Disorder

Having trouble dealing with daily situations and not being able to cope normally

“i can’t concentrate because i have an Auzz Disorder”

by Dr hemphis PHD February 24, 2023

big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird

I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that

by Matt Bando March 14, 2023

Psychotic Disorder

A disorder that causes the human mind to lose connections with reality and experience symptoms such as: Hallucinations, experiencing sound or voices that are not real, and believing nonsense speeches that is not real.

1: I feel like my brain is broken, I keep seeing these things and I do not know the cause of it.
2: You probably have Psychotic Disorder.
1: What do I do to stop it?
2: You can get therapy, that's how I got rid of mine.

by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023

disorder

A health issue which insurance has to pay for. If it's not a disorder, they don't care.

I was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder, now my insurance pays for all of my therapy!

by Casabear January 24, 2023