A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv
by anonymous May 30, 2025
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"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
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Get the crusty fedora mug.anyone attempting to push their own "superior value" of themselves onto other people but who are really just useless due to either their disgusting way of thinking, arrogance and entitlement, and/or their lives are not as cool (and fresh) as they try to act and believe. these people are often highly judgmental of others and think they are high and mighty when they could usually just use a wash and some humility. you can often find these pathetic people at the mall being posers, at the gym trying to "flex" on innocent people just trying to workout, or around town driving Teslas.
"Wow. Look at how crusty that lady with the Louis Vuitton bag is. She thinks she's better than everyone when she's lookin' like a bulldog with a dirty butt."
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