jive cracker

An Uncommon Phrase Used by the Blacks to describe a Crazy White Person.

White: I'm Gonna go jump off that cliff into a river!
Black: Whatchu Talkin' Bout Jive Cracker!

by PrideofSyn November 18, 2013

Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015

Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.

Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.

by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016

Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.

I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker

by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017

melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018

Hide the cracker

Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.

One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.

Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!

* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.

by Hidenseeker November 6, 2018