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twitter cowboy

Typically a term used in southern, back-country states (mostly Texas), where a boy dresses and acts like a cowboy even though they live in the middle of town. Boys like this usually flex on girls, and are the fuckboys of the south. To spot a twitter cowboy, look for the paisley button down shirts and mullets. Twitter cowboys periodically post pictures of themselves, their trucks, their political opinions, and the parties they go to on twitter.
Wow that kid over there is kinda hot. Too bad he's a dumbass twitter cowboy with no common sense.
by Freekarl September 20, 2017
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horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.
by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017
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cowboy update

A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...

B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2017
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spanish cowboy

When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!
by IDefinenow June 7, 2017
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Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.
Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.
by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017
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cowboy rocket

John Joe Is A Cowboy Rocket Thinks He Knows How To Use A IPhone
by Little raccon June 11, 2017
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cowboy reach around

When you think he's going to grab his saddle but he grabs your balls instead
I though we'were going to take the the horses out and Gary went for a cowboy reach around
by Kleptokleptic June 20, 2017
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