clit bandit

A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.

man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties

by stephanohl October 10, 2019

Clit To Shit

When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.

I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.

by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017

clit basket

The space in the middle of a man’s upper lip below his nose, when recessed or dipped down.

This can be used to sit a girl’s clit in while performing cunnilingus.

Kirby rested her clit in his clit basket while he went down on her.

by Dr. Peeps January 8, 2018

Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

Clitting

Relative to the term "Are you kidding me?", but with a gay terminology.

Are you clitting me John right now?! You didn't wax your ass.

by asdfghjikol;'\ March 20, 2017

piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 22, 2017

Clit Pickle

When a girl poops into a green condom and then freezes it. She then uses it as a dildo, and puts it in a jar with other poop filled condoms that she stores for the future.

Did you see Jenny’s clit pickle collection? There was like 15.

by Vapegod1236969 October 3, 2017