Sugar Boomer

A middle aged version of a sugar baby who will kiss on the mouth in exchange for gifts, pleasantries, and monetary compensation.

Dude, my sister just divorced her husband of 23 years and became a sugar boomer.

by 707illa April 4, 2023

Boomers! Medford

the coolest amusement park to ever exist. RIP.

"I went to Boomers! Medford the other day"
"my guy its been closed for 3 years"

by end me pls69 February 23, 2023

Boomer

Derogatory term for anyone you disagree with

What a boomer thing to say

by Holdt Mike Hawk November 3, 2023

Millennial boomer

A perplexing subset of millennials caught in a generational identity crisis, embodying the worst of both worlds—combining the cringe-worthy humor and fashion choices of millennials with the close-mindedness of baby boomers.

Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.

by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023

Esoteric boomerism

The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is

Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience

Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism

by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023

game boomer

Anyone who says modern games are worse than older games based on pure nostalgia blindness.
e.x. Ocarina of Time is better than Fortnite, COD has been crap since Black Ops 3.

Person 1: Pokémon Red and Blue were the best in the franchise.
Person 2: Ok, game boomer.

by PicaDaWumpus December 7, 2022

Fart Boomer

Boomer's who look like/sound like someone farted in their cereal.

Shut up Fart Boomer!

by TheHugeFartEgg December 8, 2022