Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.

Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight

by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to youoo, happy birthday to you.

Guy 1. Happy Birthday

Guy 2. Thanks Guy 1.

by Derpuhoh December 23, 2023

Famous Birthdays Hongjoong

kim hongjoong of ateez but he's on famous birthdays and he looks so bad. just look up hongjoong on famous birthdays and you'll see how terrible it is.

friend: "famous birthdays hongjoong"
me: *having nightmares for the rest of my life*

by #1 Han Jisung Stan January 1, 2024

Baby Birding the Birthday Boy

Noun
The act of vomiting up birthday cake on the birthday boy's penis mid-fellatio.

She tried to play it cool, but I caught my girlfriend Baby Birding the Birthday Boy!

by Dildomancer January 6, 2024

breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday

What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday

by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024

birthday lunch

eating ass after they had massive diarrhea.

she got taco bell today so eating a birthday lunch later.

by Yodrizzle frizzle February 4, 2024

birthday cake

giving someone a bj (blowing the candles out) then eating them out (eating your cake)

oh he’s so hot i would give him a birthday cake if he asked me too

by kennythemoron October 23, 2023