Alaskan RockFall

Having someone stand behind you while you bend over and turbo shit in their face and let it droop down their body

Yo stand by that wall so i can Alaskan rockfall you

by rocklandslide2001 December 27, 2022

Alaskan Spitoon

Is an act in which a man is behind his partner, beating goozles, and places his 2 index fingers inside their butthole, hooks them and pulls the anus apart. Upon doing this, he then spits his baccar juice into the cavernous opening.

I was with ol girl from up the holler and I was drowning and she offered to let me give her an Alaskan Spitoon.

by Pantyduster BT December 29, 2022

Alaskan Dicker-Slosh

This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.

Ooh, ALaskan Dicker-Slosh!

by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023

Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.

Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023

Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023