Twitter

A social media platform that got ruined by turning into X

Dude: Hey wanna use Twitter?
Dude 2: Its X now bro

by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023

Twitter

It is a categorization of social media site best applied to any social media site that largely resembles the user interface of the site X (formerly known as twitter). By this, the social media site must also be restrictive in its posting parameters to the degree or near enough to the degree that X (formerly known as twitter) used to have before its current rebranding and restructuring by the current owner.

"I used all my twitters to shoot out a tweet about the whole thing...y'know Instagram, Facebook, X, Yak...etc"

by WWRRD August 4, 2023

Twitter Mod

Spends their entire time on twitter, posting or scrolling and probably has blue hair. Like a discord mod for twitter but isn't an actual technical "moderator".

Jake spends all his time on twitter like a damn "twitter mod".

by MrFuntime (awildrabitt) August 29, 2023

Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.

"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"

by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020

Yoshi Twitter

Group of yoshi parodies that are very horny and like to have orgies

Have you seen yoshi Twitter today they are very horny

by Hot mamas December 2, 2020

Twitter

The space between a woman's twat and her sitter, thus her twitter.

The last woman I was with had a hairy twitter.

by Snot Box December 6, 2020

Twitter

The origin area for the consecutive hellspawn of all teenage pretentiousness and arrogance done in the most casual, shameless way possible. Usernames and bios are the most informal texts ever seen in history with special characters, emojis, and other symbols being spread everywhere on the site. Avatars and banners are also in the scale of "undignified anime girls/boys" to "outdated subjective meme."

During an argument, both subjects always misinterpret the full picture of the other's point and act narcissistic and incredibly full of themselves, mixing up who's universally right and who's universally wrong for anyone spectating and sowing moral confusion among their own peers as well as those who don't use Twitter.

These Twitter users incidentally have the exact same mindset when they shift over to TikTok, only they can express their views even more unpleasantly than they already did.

Look at all those pretentious Twitter people acting like they're the next Messiahs and rational Devil's Advocates thinking they're going to save the world from doom. It's fucking hilarious to watch.

by commentspae December 10, 2020