Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023

a cooks louse

Parasite, sticks to a cook doing all the prep, and shit cores ,

This idot is a cooks louse .

by TWISTEDBURNER August 29, 2023

foot cook

An uncleanly act of cooking food and typically referring to Indians as their clarity is practically nonexistent. It can be seen in many online videos of these people cooking with their dirty hands and/or feet.

I don't eat that food, a bunch of scammers and foot cooks from what I've gathered.

by Olibark September 18, 2023

Cooked

A synonym for correct or good/just-right.

Me: Maybe you could go to the beach?
You: Yeah, I think I will. That feels cooked!

by Slayer9000 October 6, 2023

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

Cooking

Derived from the phrase "Get cooking", it means to drive fast

Synonymous with phrases like "hammer down", "pedal to the metal", etc.

You're running late, you better get cooking.

by Russellsroughneck July 30, 2023