Purple donkey

A educational and entertaining content creator

Oh man, AjFry is such a purple donkey

by Largehorsecock June 1, 2021

Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.

Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!

by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021

PURPLE POD

A severely bruised scrotum.

I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.

by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

Purple Guy

He's the man behind the slaughter.

He's the Purple Guy! (Also named William Afton)

He's known for building robots with his good pal Henry Emily and,

Oh uhhhh.
K-k-killing children?

Purple Guy: Say one more word and I'll stuff you inside the animatronic shortly after slitting your throat in half!

by Foxtube April 21, 2022

purple punk

a nîgga name kyree.

he go to aug, home of the purple punks his name kyree.

by talia anderson May 17, 2022

Purple church

Slang term for a strip club, most notably located in Oceanside California

"Hey bro we are going to purple church, you in?"
"Nah I'm too broke for blue balls this week"

by Midwest Danger Crew December 22, 2021

Purpled stan

A person that watches the youtuber purpled. he is a funny mcyt, but anyway if ur a purpled stan your humor is probably broken.

person 1: "yo that's a purpled stan."
person 2: "why are they laughing for no reason?"
person 2: "they are probably watching purpled or saw bread fall."

by camerondied March 20, 2022