hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

Hog Tagging

A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.

1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.

2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.

by SDIII April 26, 2019

Hog Dog

In the southern portion of the United States, it is not uncommon to, see people driving pickup trucks with a couple of large dogs in the back. Most of these dogs, are breeds of hounds and other dogs used in hunting, especially hunting wild boar and Hogs. It is now very widespread and common to refer to these dogs as hog dogs.

I took my hog dog out hunting this weekend and we took down a 200 lb wild boar.

by karendontcare420 April 4, 2019

Chuna hog

A fat, greasy, unbathed, soaking in the smouldering heat nasty individual that cant even walk on their own 2 feet they haven't seen in years so they utilize scooters the Walmart.

Dear God, look at that chuna hog creeping the aisles harvesting all the apple fritters and crate of donuts!

by Airmedic11 April 9, 2019

Hog

Hi how are you I did you get your homework and your phone number so so sorry to miss your call bye love bye see if I wanna was.

I hog you now now go to your room and do your homework.

by Tefvb June 20, 2019

Hogging orgasm

Multiple girls on the ground squirting all at once and then eating each others cum

The group of girls had an hogging orgasm and squirted all over each other.

by DIvin3 September 27, 2019

Wart Hog

A man with obvious genital herpes, who nonetheless attempts to seduce women and engage in unprotected sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with Warthog the amazing air plane model.

"That pig just asked me if I wanted to come back to his room"

"He's worse than a pig, I heard that he's a wart hog"

by El Guapo de Pseudoephedrine October 3, 2019