Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

duck a fuck

Too versatile for a definition, can be used to express all emotions

“Oh duck a fuck, I’ve smashed my phone”

by Harvey. S April 10, 2019

duck and dash

Meaning that you can't get caught..
Hiding from a clingy person you just do not want to deal with when you usually do..
Just wanting to be alone.
Or afraid of a person..
Running from the Jake's..
Hiding something from someone.

I had to duck and dash the police.
I was ducking and dashing on my ex.

by Pretti December 27, 2017

duck stuff

Duck stuff is the stuff ducks do like flip in the water and wiggle their feet trying to catch fish.

"Hey Nathan what is that duck doing? "
"It's doing duck stuff "

by Lovebug1616 April 17, 2017

Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

bonus ducks

Bonus ducks are the item that is dropped it the game of team fortress 2 when you have the "duck journal" equipt. Merasmus will yell "Bonus ducks!" and dead people will drop ducks

Merasmus gave me bonus ducks

by Times new ramen April 26, 2017

Donkey Duck

The alternative to Donkey Dick

You are being a donkey duck

by Donkeyducklover76 October 22, 2017