Urban Military

A another way to say "Gang" or "Mob of criminals"

Person 01: These crips are a hella military up in here!

Person 02: Yeah a urban military, feel me man?

Person 01: I feel ya!

by That Nigga Trippy October 14, 2017

urban asswipe

A person who tries to get their or a friends name in Urban Dictionary. Feckless little sniveling unwanted useless people whose lives mean nothing and should and will die. SOON.

Yo. Looks like that ho is tryin be a urban asswipe. yo.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL June 3, 2017

Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.

Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

urban dictionary

How us old fogeys feel less old by understanding what these whippersnappers are saying.

"How the hell do I add my own definition for "urban dictionary"... Oh wow, that is shamefully obvious. Thank god there weren't any youths around to see that."

by twenty-three skedoo June 8, 2017

Urban linguist

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.

Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. A wondrous place of abundant knowledge. In the bible there was no tree of knowledge it was just the urban dictionary. You have most likely seen this place once or twice in your life, including right now.

2. The main source of all hipster vocabulary.

3. A place where people like me go to write definitions or look up strange words when they reach peak boredom. Helps with procrastination

Found: On the internet from most locations

(person 1) What does dictionary mean.
(person 2) Im not sure look it up in the urban dictionary.

by aManOfCopiousWisdom March 17, 2018

urban dictionary

A dictionary website that designed for defining slang terms, now it's a website that teenage asshats with too much free time use to take shots at politicians and express sexual angers, as well as making fun of anyone else they possibly can.

Guy: God, what happened to Urban Dictionary? Where'd it all go wrong?

Creator of Urban Dictionary: It went wrong when I opened this website to the public....

by Spodermen2121 z February 11, 2017