Grasso Tech

The best tech school around, with highly trained staff, professional work environments, and high quality lunches. Just kidding, it's a shithole full of racists, incels, and thots. Even us students agree, Grasso Tech sucks.

Student 1: "Man I love Grasso Tech"
Student 2: "Me too"
Student 1 and 2: "Just kidding, it's a shithole."

by coochieinspector69 March 31, 2022

Tampa bay tech

A school with not toilet paper or soap and constantly serves pizza and peanut butter w/sunflower seeds.

Tampa bay tech should be closed down

by Wannabeceleb April 4, 2022

Tech window

A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz

Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing

by Too lazy to think of a name April 7, 2022

Tech Window

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.

At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.

by patelinator April 8, 2022

Wilcox Tech

A shit technical high school in Meridian where three mice including Mouse Guapo live. With cockroaches, moldy food, greedy whores, and shit teachers.

Girl 1: Have you been to Wilcox Tech?
Girl 2: Fuck, yeah, it's shit.

by AP System April 17, 2022

Big Tech

Coined by President Donald Trump, refers to social media and internet-based companies such as Facebook, Twitter, and Google and their (potential) abuse of power. These companies have platforms that are very popular. Thus, have the ability to swap public opinions by means of censoring and promoting certain topics.

Guy: Yo I just got banned from Reddit for saying pineapple doesn't belong on pizza after Spez said we have to accept different opinions.

Friend: Big tech at it again.

by Sazuri November 12, 2020

Tech Lag

The feeling theatre kids/stage people feel after a theatre production closes. After a long tech week and hard work put into a show, tech lag is what the cast experiences when the show finishes and they finally get to rest, à la jet lag.

Theatre Kid #1: “Oh man, I am really feeling techlagged now that Pippin has closed. Running Simple Joys 50 times in rehearsal really weighed on me.”
Theatre Kid #2: “I’m feeling more post-show depression myself, but that tech lag is gonna kick in tomorrow, I know it.”

by Ilovedinosaurs1738 November 15, 2020