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Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys
by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022
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Riley

A man who resembles Justin Bieber and nobody knows why. This species is often short and likes stabbing innocent mothers. If you come across a wild Riley, be careful, he will yell "STAB STAB STAB" and then start punching you. He also will destroy you in a random board game that nobody has have heard of.
"Look it's Justin Bieber!"

"No that's just a Riley in the wild"
by exotictortoise April 14, 2022
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The guy who is most likely a furry and is a fucking asshole, he also sucks at and he also most likley has a crippling furry porn addiction and should get help.
isn't that Riley, the fucktard furry
by bhfudegrwbkfshv April 18, 2022
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Riley is the smelliest person of all people, she holds the world record for having the stinkiest beef curtains and you can smell her from approximately 13 stories of the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas. She is also the best friend ever and is super pretty but she stinks so bad. She never showers and always scratches and sniffs
Ew do you smell that? It might be riley.
by Rileystinks April 21, 2022
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wow in so riley .
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A large kid who is a redhead. He is usually bumping to TikTok songs and has a stank.
Riley: Hey Guys-
Other People: My NOSE AHHHHHH
by BrodyPeeslnSinks November 12, 2020
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A large kid who is a redhead. They love their TikTok songs and have a stank.
Riley: Hey guys-
Other people: MY NOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by BrodyPeeslnSinks November 12, 2020
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