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Mario

A cheating bastard who keeps drunkenly fighting with peach over an affair with daisy
Peach: "MARIO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!?!?!?"
Mario: "its a me mario"
by therealestoforeos August 5, 2025
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Mario Kart Down

A funny way to describe when someone falls or has an accident, similar to things that happen in the video game Mario Kart. The phrase is used for moments that are especially entertaining or surprising.
A soccer player jumps to head the ball but lands awkwardly and falls over a teammate, flailing their arms. The funny way they fall makes everyone laugh, so someone might call it a “Mario Kart Down.”
by NovahCaine August 16, 2025
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Mario is a tire

Its something that happens when Mario says i am a tire it's so shaking in my boots that i shitted my pants and i am bored
by imma a tire September 8, 2025
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Mario Tomato

Mario Tomato is a Mario but he's a tomato. The viral meme song Mario Tomato was created by Funny Songs on Youtube who makes all sorts of funny songs. Due to the success of Mario Tomato it has sparked other niche fruit songs such as Peachy Luigi and Mango Wariogogo
🍅IT IS ME MARIO TOMATO-TO-TO-TO-To🗣️🔥- Mario Tomato
by pickypocket September 12, 2025
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Mario gay!

A word me and my friends say when we’re uncomfortable with what the other person is doing, sorta like a safe word?
Say I slap her gluteus “MARIO GAY!” Whoops!
by Maxamilliondolla September 26, 2025
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jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.
Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.
by plappypie November 8, 2025
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Marios

Man who wears ankle socks, but he’s alright I guess
Hey look there’s Marios! Oh… he’s wearing ankle socks.”
by TrulyAmazing December 26, 2025
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