Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve

Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”

by P73 Fox May 31, 2025

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

Floor

The flat surface directly above the ceiling when you reverse gravity

I ate the entire second floor of my local ikea

by Awesomehotdogg July 24, 2023

floor fox

When one passes out drunk on the floor after a heavy session of drinking. Typically they will give out wisdom when asked "floor fox of wisdom, what is your wisdom?" before passing out

Oh no megan is floor foxing again, last time she did she would not stop talking about fox supremacy

by Violet Kitsune August 18, 2023

Swept the floor

Having your way with someone

She swept the floor with him.

by Meglodave September 6, 2023

Floor

A girl who is very brutal to her mother!!!

She is such a floor

by fresh prins September 20, 2023

Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”

Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”

by Robby_ April 11, 2024