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Brian

Brian is the love of my life. He’s someone that has been there for me through everything. From the worst to the best times in my life. He’s the one. He’s made me the happiest i’ve ever been. He’s never let me down, not one.

He’s irreplaceable, don’t ever let a guy go named “Brian”. You’ll definitely regret it. He’s someone to treat you better than anyone else. He’s there for you when you need it. Whatever you do, love this man forever.
Who’s that?
That’s Brian, the love of my life l.
by heaven < 3 November 20, 2021
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Brian

Brian is the coolest, sexiest, nicest, funniest guy around and every girl wants to date him because he’s so hot and attractive and just so perfect
Girl 1: omg did you see Brian yesterday?
Girl 2: yesss he was sooo hot like always
Girl 3: I knowww, I want to date Brian soooooo bad
Girl 1: I know but I’m just too scared to take my shot
Girl 2: me too bestie
Girl 3: me too
by Brian Ridder November 20, 2021
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the proposition was very brian to me
by ed wards October 2, 2021
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that’s so brian
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Brian

A crazy and intelligent guy with the strangest ideas. A Brian always tries to be funny, although some of his jokes make you want to slap him. He is a fantastic person and always knows everything. Sometimes, Brian's can be a bit aggressive but can be very kind and respectful. If you have a Brian in your life, make sure you talk to him and hang out, as they can be very striking!
Hey, there's Brian over there.
by godzillafan22 October 14, 2021
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Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021
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Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
by insecureitalian October 30, 2021
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