Barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la

"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."

by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020

Fuck yourself whore

Fuck yourself whore

Fuck yourself whore. I'm the only one who matters here.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.

1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there

by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

Narcing yourself out

Making a big deal out of saying you definitely didn’t do something or have to do with something, therefore inadvertently revealing your culpability. See: the 11 House Republicans who sent a long letter to telecoms threatening legal action if their phone records get released to the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th Attack on the US Capitol, even though they totally had nothing to do with it, you’re not going to find anything anyway.

Lauren and Matt, you need to stop telling everyone you didn’t have anything to do with the big plan, you’re narcing yourself out!

by MrFahrenheitMF September 6, 2021

you getting outside of yourself

When a person acting to big, like something they aren’t

Bro, you need to cool out… You getting outside of yourself

by REL562 September 27, 2021