ass pirate

Your typical Caribbean Plunderer who enjoys "swabbing the poop deck" with his "first mate." Pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain's plank.

...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.

"Arr!! Its time to pillage the village"

"look mateys ive found buried treasure"

Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"

by The 'vet gets em wet June 13, 2006

draggin ass

1. Tired. 2. As if to be so tired that one's own ass is a burden to carry.

Ex. It's two o'clock, if I don't get some sleep I'm going to be draggin ass tomorrow at work.

by Last of the Kmart Shoppers July 11, 2006

ass acoustics

Each persons ass has a specific form which causes people's farts to sound differently.

- Why are my farts always louder than yours?
- Cause we have different ass acoustics.

by pkon March 30, 2008

Ass Dance

A dance and antic when a dancer pulls his pants down to show his/her bare naked ass and dances

See Bare Butt Boogie

Derives from the anime Shin Chan

Shinosuke Nohara: Ladies and Gentlemen come buy a sasuage and see the dancing ass boy. Ass Dance, Ass Dance, woo woo!

by Andreasantoni May 24, 2008

ass rape

Something that will happen to you in prison if you drop your soap in the shower

I was raped by Bubba because I dropped my soap in the shower.

by N/A July 27, 2003

dope ass

when something is really cool or really good.

damn that weed was pretty dope ass!

by jimbob February 15, 2003

ass to ankles

a very crowded situation (e.g. four people in the back seat of a sedan, the taste of chicago on the 4th of July, etc)

Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Maeby. Do you want to hop on your cousin’s lap there, please?

by Dr Tobias Funke December 14, 2009