Harry ball dip.

When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.

Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.

I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.

by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021

may balls

may balls is the sexiest person around.

they can steal your bitch INSTANTLY

they are a chick magnet

“may balls gets all the girls”

by mossfairyyup October 30, 2021

may balls

may balls is the sexiest around
they can steal your bitch instantly

may balls is a chick magnet so watch out.

“may balls gets all the girls”

by mossfairyyup October 30, 2021

cock and ball torture

what i accidentally named my cat one night after drinking for over an hour. he has ginger fur and is rather affectionate

person 1: "aww, what's his name?"
me: "cock and ball torture"
person 1: *sighs and grabs him*

by streetsmarts2go November 1, 2021

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

Balls Alarm

When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.

It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.

Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.

by Babeofmanywords July 16, 2021

Mango Balls

testicles that are so big and juicy that people mistake them for mangos, and tend to bite them!

Yo Dude, i just saw a guy with a case of mango balls!

by Korokyama July 16, 2021