kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

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Hayden J. Teague

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.

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hockle cock

Typically used as a homophobic insult to a man. Said man uses saliva for homosexual intercourse.

"That guy is a fuckin' hockle cock!"

by anonymous December 19, 2020

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Hot Cock

Slapping hot sauce on your balls and twisting your Pubes to make a bow tie and dunking your cock in red food coloring during sex.

Me and Jenny got down on that Hot Cock if you know what I mean

by Zaddy the faddie December 20, 2020

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Cock Holiday

The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.

Ruben : Cock Holiday is my favorite holiday
Chris : you fucking fag

by RicardoMandingo December 23, 2020

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