how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

Grill Yourself

another way to say kill yourself without getting banned

"GRILL YOURSELF
wtf man thats rude

by LuciaMinako September 25, 2023

Barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la

"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."

by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020

Fuck yourself whore

Fuck yourself whore

Fuck yourself whore. I'm the only one who matters here.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Deconolonize Yourself

Recognizing and taking an active effort to undo the harmful ideologies, including, but not limited to, white supremacist influences and classism, that have been instilled in you from birth by centuries of Colonialism and your default frame of reference, and reconnecting with all people and the planet to promote a healthier world. It often means actively undoing subconscious reactions as well as ideas you currently hold consciously.

You are still acting in outdated and ignorant ways that harm yourself, the planet, and people around you. You need to Deconolonize Yourself.

by SevenDogs7 January 9, 2021