swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

Pineapple

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.

*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!

by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011

riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

Pineapple

Code word for marijuana

"I just had a bowl of pineapple."

"Hey guys, I just bought some pineapple. Want to share?"

Or simply, "Pineapple :)"

by pandabear112 September 24, 2011

Pineapple

Fruit. Does not go on pizza

Pineapple does nor go on pizza.

by Cawli November 16, 2018

Pineapple

When you and a friend (group of friends) sees a cute guy/girl and don’t want to just point it out you use the code name “pineapple”.

You can also use “cookie” or “peach”.

Please refrain from using a vegetable, as it would sound very, very stupid.

Me- Omg, look Ashley it’s a pineapple at 9 o’clock!!
Ashley- Shit.... that sure is a fine pineapple.... a fineapple!

by Confuzzled92 November 17, 2018

Pineapple

A code word two or more friends use to signal that they’ve seen a cute guy/girl

Using “peach” or “cookie” is okay too

Please refrain from using a vegetable, it would sound very, very stupid.

Me- omg, look Ashely it’s a pineapple at 9 o’clock!!
Ashley- shit.... that’s a real fine pineapple...

by Confuzzled92 November 17, 2018