Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls

Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes

by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019

Masturbate

A game played with own toy to kill your sexual appetite.

"Jeez ..!! that THOT masturbating behind those bushes."

"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"

by Silver Blake December 15, 2020

masturbation formation

Circle jerk at military school

You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.

by Momof4hmr December 21, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Audible Masturbation

Talking just to please yourself.

Twitter is a great place to see audible masturbation at work, Or a trump speech.

by Z_PW January 14, 2021

To Masturbate

An attempt to pointlessly satisfy an irrational urge in the short term.

(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)

"Sometimes I try to masturbate a really long or difficult word into a sentence just to feel I'm smarter than I actually am!"

by anonymous January 14, 2021