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by popyuju April 24, 2022

Knob

Meaning to be a complete and utter dick head.

Luke Shaw is a Knobhead

by daddy lucifer January 4, 2022

Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

dirty knob

Any male who frequents a glory hole whilst infected with gohnorrhea

We were all having a good time at the Bent Spoon last night until the dirty knob showed up and got us all sick

by sudowooodo October 11, 2022

dirty knob

A control stick for a video game console that has been coveted in Flamin' Hot Cheetos residue. Normally handed directly to an unsuspecting individual by a friend who has recently consumed Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

God dammit Dominic!! You've created a dirty knob! How am I supposed to play metal gear solid now??

by herbertdroo October 11, 2022

dirty knob

Any fan or enthusiast of films or television shows featuring American actor Rob Schneider

I can't believe Dominic is a dirty knob. Doesn't he know Rob Schneider hires the migrant workers at Lowes to choke him while he pleasures himself?

by herbertdroo October 11, 2022

knob monkey

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.

Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!

by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022