Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

Big Bird

Many think that we are all inside the Milky Way. That is, however, incorrect. We are actually all inside of Big Bird. This entire "galaxy" is actually just Big Bird. He vored us all a long time ago, and scientists are still wondering how it was possible.

Wow! I can't believe Big Bird can vore that many people at once!

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

Lary Bird

It's when a man's junk is showing too much through their pants, much like Lary Bird the basketball player often was

omg look at his lary bird,. eww

by Chuckory January 25, 2019

Baby bird

When you are drunk making out and he/she burp/pukes in your mouth.

Bro, so me and Lissa were tongue wrestling at the bar and she baby birded me.

by StraightFlushPlumbing September 14, 2018

Weenes bird

A bird that can grow a over sized penis

I just soar a weenes bird

by Weenes bird November 18, 2019

Ghetto bird

Police or news helicopter continuously searching urban areas with or without just cause.

I can't sleep because that ghetto bird has been circling our city for hours.

by MeesterSmeeth April 25, 2019

Cuckoo Birding

The act of intentionally having a child from another man and having your partner/husband raise it without their knowledge.

That bitch tried cuckoo birding me, but she didn’t know that I’m snipped.

by Thecuckoo December 2, 2019