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East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
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Star-anus

When you twist 3 penises into a Nordic braid for efficient and imminent insertion.
It took all three of the boys to give Jill a proper star-anus.
John, Larry and Dave played scissors paper rock to see who got middle row in the Star-anus.
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ANUS

Acronym for Academic Nuts Universe Society.
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Anus-Pussy

A horrifically foul smelling pussy
Jeff's mom has Anus-Pussy
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Anu

A gorgeous, smiling smart girl. A girl who can be sweet either extremely bold with her friends or shy when around her crush. Dont push her around. Shes braver than you think. Get to know her shes kinda awesome. She has a huge heart and a vivid and wild imagination. Usually brunette or blond. Irish name. You meet her be her friend. People she adores bring out the best in her. She may be extremely pretty but thinks she is ugly. Tell her the truth and be real around her. Shes awesome. She is special.
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Anu

The cutest, sexiest, and most fun person in the world. Has your back no matter what. She is one of the funniest people out there but she a little stupid tho.
Everyone needs an Anu in their life.
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Anu

Anu is the name of a Sumerian God.
It means "the heavenly one".
They're mostly a compassionate person and kind.
Always aging backwards in time. Spreading positivity to those around.
Hey, Anu, you look beautiful!
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