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Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”
by Durgthelegend March 27, 2023
Get the Alpha Menorah JavaScript mug.A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
by arf79 April 1, 2023
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by Ilostfaithinhumanity January 18, 2023
Get the Alpha mug.Alpha Xander is an American 19 year old independent upcoming rapper and music producer out of Orange County, CA. He is a driven and motivated artist who dreams of being one of the top rappers of his era. He has a handful of songs out on all major platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music etc. He also has a Youtube channel where he posts his songs. At the time of this post, his songs are "DOWN TO BUSINESS", "Kitchen Setup", "I Just Want Luv", and "HOMIESEXUAL".
Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
John Doe: Hey man, I like your outfit! Also, you seem familiar, do I know you?
Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!
John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!
Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!
John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!
John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!
Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!
John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
by Alpha Xander(Official Account) January 29, 2023
Get the Alpha Xander mug.n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.
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