Texas Oiler

When a man takes his chew/ dip out of his mouth and puts it in a women’s ass hole before engaging in anal sex in hopes of her having explosive diharia shooting shit, chew and cum all over him and her.

I gave that chick the ol Texas Oiler and she shit everywhere!!!!

by Big daddy d 777 July 2, 2018

Texas Longhorn

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.

That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.

by Texxx6996 July 5, 2018

Texas sundae

When a man shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!! I just seen this guy make a Texas Sundae with my neighbor.

by EasyE August 21, 2022

Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.

Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...

by Mercflow September 7, 2022

Forsan Texas

Forsan Texas is a little shithole that know one’s knows about. The school is filled with wanna be rodeo stars and homophobes. The school always tries to keep a good cover over the shit school it is and never punishes their students unless they vape. The town consists of 2 shitty schools and run down houses filled with dropouts and drug addicts.

Person 1- “Hey im gonna move to Forsan Texas and see send my kid to school there”
Person 2- “You’re a dumbass. Only do that if you wanna have dropout drug dealer kids.

by Kai.Lincoln December 27, 2021

Anna, Texas

A town full of snobby Karen’s with coke addictions, who all fuck their neighbors while their husbands work their asses off to support them.

Anna, Texas is full of snooty bitches.

by Small Town Texas Girl December 29, 2021

Texas Billionaire

A sexual act in which one partner is to be positioned with their ass in the air as the other partner inserts themselves inside the other; this will be a squatting action above the receiving partner; feet firmly planted shoulder width apart in the drilling position. As the partner thrusts down they must hold both hands in the air as if they are shooting pistols into the air while shouting, “We struck oil!” or “Yahoo!”

Hank got lucky the other night, he was able to pull off the Texas Billionaire on his wife after coming home from the bar.

by Zi11a March 19, 2022