Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

self booth

(noun) when you don't have a booth and use yourself as the booth.

We didn't have a booth at the conference, so we made ourselves the booth. We had a self booth.

by llai November 2, 2019

self-licensing

self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first

commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset

self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake

by meCHS January 1, 2013

Self-Mutilate

When someone (usually depressed or suffers from mental and/or physical illness) often cuts, wrists and thighs are most popular but it can go to rip ankles etc.

Girl1: hey Girl2 whats up!
Girl2:*quickly adjusts sleeves* Hey, im good
Girl1: what's wrong with your sleeves let me see if I can help *grabs her sleeve*
Girl1:*sees fresh wounds and previous scars* Are these from you self-mutilate ing?
Girl2: U-Ugh no
Girl1: you mean yes right?
Girl2:Yea..

by JulieMoore November 25, 2018

self seeker

One who Acts selfishly only doing what benefits them and will do anything to make a quick regardless if it makes people suffer or whom they run over. Who's loyalty & faithfulness is for sale. Is often known as a scrooge or Grinch and is a trait of the parsimonious.

That self seeker only knows me when he needs something and last time I asked him for help it costed me half my paycheck.

by Yaunti December 16, 2018

self-space

Self-similarity of space from which appearance emerges.

Space is co-imperatively self-similar. Thus appearance is self-space.

As an idea, space-appearance - - > space-similarity - - > self-spatiality.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 2, 2019

Self determination

The ability for a nation or people to decide their own sovereign status. This ability is granted to nations only when the United States determines that it has nothing to gain or too much to lose by invading and/or instilling a coup. Subject to change at any time.

Did you see the thing about Australia?

Yeah, yeah. It's such a shame when a country gets its self determination revoked.

Crazy, isn't it? And not even a month after they found that massive oil deposit.

by not a badger May 20, 2018