secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40

damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois

by forble June 9, 2025

Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

Secretion myself

The act of cumming in your pants

You made me Secretion myself

by Hatman5342 April 5, 2024

Secret Gay

A Secret Gay is someone from the male gender which is apart of the LGBTQ+ and is not assumed and pretends to be heterossexual.

Who do you think is the secret gay from the class

by DIJI_is_dictionary May 8, 2024

Secret

Something that Anns has to tell me

Anns shouldn’t hide secrets from me

by R0zal1n4 May 26, 2024

Bunny Secret

A person that looks sexy / attractive

L3XM4CK4N: Omg it's Bunny Secret!!! I'm going to cum...

by Quary February 12, 2024

Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosm

Roronoa Zoro's move he used on Pica from one piece, cutting Pica in half.

Zoro: Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosm!
Pica: 0-{ --<

by anonymous February 16, 2024