dyke sand

The lesbian equivalent of dick sand

"I'm caught in the dyke sand, I'm gonna need a U-haul to pull me out"

by ungepatchket October 13, 2019

Sand

Tiny grands of crushed up rocks that gets in you shoes and food and is an annoyed, irritating and frustrating.

DON’T GO TO THE BEACH!!!!!!!!

Person 1 “Yo this sandwich is disgusting”
Person 2 “It’s cause you got sand in it”

by jess_dauria.01 August 12, 2019

sand wrecker

A redneck hoodlum that lives on the southern eastern shore of America in parts of states like Maryland, North carolina, South carolina, New Jersey, Georgia, east/west florida , and the southern shores of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas. You can find these people where low top vans and nike sliders singing old songs nobody cares about while doing stupid and crazy shit.

That dudes a sand wrecker

by Rad Roach September 7, 2019

Grand Sand

The "Grain of Sand" that thinks it's so special that it will someday make it off the beach, exceeding all the expectations, becoming a beloved and famous actor in Hollywood or a rich and successful professional athlete.

You think you're the grand sand of small town America?

by The SplieveBDS June 8, 2018

Sand Bagger

Someone who deliberately performs in a competition or league at a lower level than their actual skill sets without the competition knowing, normally, when money is involved. Synomymns; hustler. cocksucker.

That Sand Bagger, who is really a professional but is competing as an amateur, is an asshole.

by Icanthinkofapseudonym December 17, 2017

sahara sand storm

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.

It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night

by Robat Ppob April 21, 2018

nut sand

When you hit up the shore Pauly D style and you come home with irritating sand in your crotch.

Man, I need a shower after hitting the beach, gotta rinse out all this nut sand.

by ColinIrish September 29, 2017