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Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) is a website used mostly by extremely obese virgins who touch their nephew's penis.
Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users: The people you wouldn't want around your kids.

The Ao3 user stands leering outside of the school district whilst touching themselves to the children, but they can't stand for too long or their joints will give up under their crushing weight. When the Ao3 user eventually gets arrested for possessing child porn in their hard drive, the police officer must use multiple hand-cuffs cuffed together like a chain because 1 won't fit around the Ao3 user's obese frame.
by Valk88 December 2, 2025
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Not Own

Not THAT. I don't OWN them.
Hym "Nonononono... Not OWN them. They have been marked. The mark dictates that 'The person who casts the mark can change their location from wherever they currently are to the mark' And it isn't magic or voodoo or anything. It's a covenant to the whole of humanity. You bare the mark. If God declines my challenge, I use the mark to get to where God is. If NOT... The mark is expended. If SO... The mark is expended upon use. Walk straight to God. Whatever happens happens. And then it's settled. I think I'll make it a Galactus or something. The Jews can keep their Jewness and be, like, silver surfers or something."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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nah , imma do my own ting

A phrase used by a person who has a sense of independence or determination to follow one's own path or preferences but 99% percent of the time he doing it because he wanna look sigma.
At the Soccer Pitch:
Teammate 1: Oi, Pass the ball!
Guy: nah , imma do my own ting
*shoots and misses*
Teammate 1: GET OU-
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
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Ruin his own life

No. He did not...
Hym "Ruin his own life. Someone heard what he said and DECIDED TO DO THAT TO HIM. You're a fucking retard. Your life hinges on the whim of the mob so YOU have a vested interest in allowing them to do shit like that and I say 'Them' because, again, what did he do to himself? Did he call his own job? No? Then WHO DID IT? DO THEY HAVE A NAME? THAT IS WHO RUINED HIS LIFE."

A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"

Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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i'm forming my own cloud

a meme from 2024 but it was a trend in 2020
Guy 1: Have you seen this trend in 2020!? It's so fuckin' funny!

Guy 2: No, let's see it then.

I'm forming my own cloud..🥺

Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE

Guy 2: What the fuck?
by SkibidiToiletOhio79 July 7, 2024
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I'm my own boss

since I'm my own boss, my hours are flexible
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
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