Hog

Male genitalia either measuring exactly, or exceeding 12 inches.
'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.

Girl 1: "So what's your boyfriend like... down there?"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"

by Law+Order_svu42 December 13, 2019

hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

Hog Tagging

A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.

1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.

2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.

by SDIII April 26, 2019

Hog

Hi how are you I did you get your homework and your phone number so so sorry to miss your call bye love bye see if I wanna was.

I hog you now now go to your room and do your homework.

by Tefvb June 20, 2019

Hog

hoe skank

“Yo that girl is such a hog!, she slept with like 8 guys”

by Hogsquad August 3, 2019

Hog Blaster

Someone who jacks off on pigs

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster

by JayBush August 16, 2019

Compliment hog

A girl that needs a compliment, praise, or positive word every 5 seconds.

People thought the compliment hog in class needed to get high on either cocaine or ecstasy more than she needed a compliment, since she seemed like someone with a low dopamine level in her brain.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019