Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.

Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.

by Bombino60 May 28, 2021

g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES

well... g dad taxes ig

by 🦁 May 31, 2021

Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.

Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”

by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021

Chip Tax

Stealing a chip from someone, but then you owe them head

*steals chip*
friend: CHIP TAX

by mbxisne June 6, 2021

JC Tax

The unwritten rule where a friend, when in close proximity, is entitled to a small portion or "tax" of whatever you are currently eating or drinking.

Oh here comes JC, he is definitely going to give me the JC Tax on my goldfish.

by Kwizzzzzz October 6, 2024

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

fanum tax

to take/steal something from somewhere/someone without them knowing. mostly used by gen alpha.

a random gen alpha: yo, what's up sigma! i just fanum taxed this homeless guy on the street, and his fit wasn't giving either!

a gen z: what'd you just say?

by #1 primo enthusiast October 16, 2024