Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck

by Tim Tams November 24, 2021

Birthday

The most epic day in which the epitome of greatness was descended upon this realm. The day D-Mill was crafted into historical wonder!

His birthday was the best day every, because upon the day life was made better.

by ShadowWitch May 20, 2023

Birthday Arbys

When your life is so sad that the only person who takes you out for your birthday is yourself and all you can afford is Arbys. After your unsatisfying meal you kill yourself

Tyler went and got his birthday Arbys

by sourdow May 23, 2023

Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.

That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!

by Condomant May 25, 2023

birthday ick

The strange and unexplainable feeling of awkwardness and embarrassment that hits you around some or all of your birthdays.

Sorry I was acting weird when you gave me a birthday gift. I've got the birthday ick this year.

by sungem72 June 1, 2023

your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023