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bi-each

When you start saying the word "bitch" when you were supposed to or trying to say "beach"
Usually the person stutters or holds the syllable in an awkward way after noticing the mistake. Sometimes the person says more letters of the word "bitch" before correcting the phrase to "beach". Occasionally the person will say the part of the word "beach" louder after starting to say the word bitch or yell "BEACH!" after finishing a word like bi-each.
Pronunciations include bitsheach, biteach, etc.
"Let's go to the bi-each...?"
"I'm going to the bitch, BEACH! I MEANT TO SAY BEACH, I SWEAR!"
"I'm going to go to the bi-EACH!"
"I hate the biiiiiiEACH! BEACH!"
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bi

when u play roblox and fortnite
straightblox + gaynite = bi
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Bi-tarian

Bi-tarian is when a vegetarian chooses to start eating meat again. For example like when a straight person turns gay and says I am gay now wrong you are bisexual dumb ass
I am bi-tarian now i like how chicken taste
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looking bi

You look gay but you lack the gay sass.
-Don't you think Brian is gay?
~Nah.
-But I literally saw him kissing a guy earlier.
~He's bi.
-How do you know?
~He may be wearing pink hoodies and be all giggly but he doesn't slay gurl, he's just looking bi.
-Right.
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That's fine --- I'm bi

Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."
Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.
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Calm bi

A bisexual that respects every sexuality.

Be a calm bi.

And please, please, please don’t be a raging bi
I met a calm bi today, and she was super nice. I respect her.
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