Battle of the sexes

A bloody mess.

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

battle on!

It's a famous phrase, used in the game AQW (Adventure Quest Worlds) as a war-cry of the players.

Player 1: "Battle on!"
Player 2,3,4 & 5: "Battle on!"

by yungbulu September 30, 2021

Backstretch Battles Remastered

The game where you can be a racer where people WILL HIT YOU ON THE REAR MAKE YOU SPIN AROUND 1 MILLION TIMES WHILE SAYING HAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahhAHhaHAHahHAh EZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZ EEZE ZE E E ZEZEEZE EZE ZE

Backstretch Battles Remastered was killed by copyright

by TheManWhoHasNoIdea July 28, 2021

No Battles

Just as if you were to call dibs, you can call “No Battles” to claim that spot or item and nobody can do anything about it. However if somebody only says “Battles” then they are asking for a duel in battle for that specific spot or item, whether it’s a game of horse on the hoops or Rock Paper Scissors.

“Ayoo Jim I call shotgun!”
“Sorry Phil, but I call shotgun, NO BATTLES”
“Damnit , Jim you got me!”

by Littlesavage July 29, 2021

lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021

fatfork royal battle

Fatfork royal battle not based off fortnite battle royale jrvfidvdnfv

Hfhgdhdgdhfg fatfork royal battle

by Ur banned dickionary June 2, 2021

Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.

He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!

by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021