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I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING
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Crying-tologists

Crying-tologist

Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:

Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.

Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
Those Crying-tologists republicans worship Donald J Trump like he is the mesiah
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My friend: I was crying on camera and posted it
Me: that is cringe
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when your eyes sweat
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Crys

Crystal meth; methamphetamines
Guy outside 7-Eleven: "You tryna buy some crys?"
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You don't know how to ease my pain
You don't know
You don't know how to ease my pain
You don't know what the sound is darlin'
It's the sound of my tears fallin'
Or is it the rain?
You don't know how to play the game
You cheat
You lie
You make me want to cry
You make me want to cry
Cry
You make me want to cry

You don't know how to ease my pain
You don't know
You don't know how to ease my pain
Don't you hear any voices cryin'?
That's the sound of my love dyin'
Here comes the rain
You don't know how to play the game
You cheat
You lie
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me want to cry
You don't know
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me want to cry
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me want to cry
Cry
Cry

Cry

Cry
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