Tech Guy

The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot

I’m friends with a Tech Guy

by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

baba tech

It s the persian name. It s means that the father of technology.

You can use in the end of conversation.
You are the best programmer. oh Baba Tech

by Shaabi May 1, 2021

chad tech

A Football Fusion tech that retarded new gens use

TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
d0gexz: nigga what

by RobloxParker2008 May 1, 2021

tech tip

anything written by a virgin

virgin: "tech tip: you can code using c++"
fbi: "virgin detected"

by sussyamognus July 11, 2022

Drop an A-tech

When you’re busting for a shit in a residential apartment and no one is watching, then proceed to leave skid marks for the owner to discover later.

I need to go drop an A-tech
I need to clean up after A-tech
There’s an A-tech surprise here/ A-tech have been here.

by Wombat85 July 21, 2022

Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.

"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.

by tristonic July 25, 2022